fritokal

My brother needs to stop with these morning conversations

  • Me: I don't want Thorin to find the stone. Like half of me is hoping that Peter Jackson changed it.
  • Chris: you know Thorin only wants the stone so he can make a ring out of it
  • Me: what?
  • Chris: For Bilbo. You know. He likes it so he's gotta put a ring on it.
  • Me: Oh. My. God.
  • Chris: Dwarves live by the code of Beyonce. Or they did before "Who runs the world" came out. So they firmly believe in the "if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it" philosophy
  • Me: Why is every morning like this with you?
  • Chris: Oh lord. I hope Thorin doesn't make the ring just so we can see footage of Bilbo doing the single hobbits dance.
  • Me: STOP
  • Chris: ALL THE SINGLE HOBBITS NOW PUT YOUR HANDS UP
  1. punksimulation reblogged this from bag-in-a-shield
  2. takeapictrick reblogged this from livx18
  3. karieskaries reblogged this from chess-chess
  4. chess-chess reblogged this from bag-in-a-shield
  5. mamasgirl92001 reblogged this from livx18
  6. tirsynni reblogged this from livx18
  7. dayzed-confused reblogged this from livx18
  8. totopototo reblogged this from bag-in-a-shield
  9. owlickz reblogged this from livx18
  10. thisismyfangirlface reblogged this from auzush-the-flaming
  11. auzush-the-flaming reblogged this from splashcas
  12. trautkeinenartigenkindern reblogged this from medolie
  13. yourfandom-myobsession reblogged this from livx18
  14. babydeersmith reblogged this from till-the-endoftheline
  15. theangelwithashotgun8 reblogged this from saint-chan
  16. bararen reblogged this from ozpinz
  17. weaboobear reblogged this from livx18
  18. ozpinz reblogged this from livx18